“The woolen underwear reeeeeally sucks.”

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On an island lived a hermit,
He fished without a permit,
Then the day came,
What a great shame,
He got cut by a fish named Kermit

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“Could you also pick up a ball of yarn while you’re out? Thanks.”

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“What if I just, like, give him a stern warning?”

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It’s the smallest slip-ups that will sink a campaign.

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